short term memory loss, a plus!

so i may have no short term memory but at some point it becomes long term memory and i remember it.

there were a few things i forgot about disneyland:

there was a parade of homos down main street, many of whom were at a fabulous level of 10 when they needed to bring it down to a 2. especially the two dressed as royal court rope carriers at the end of the parade... their over zealous smiles and posing for no reason was funny, both cause it was true and sad.

i also wore my shirt designed by kq for my fav tv show veronica mars. it says veronica is my b.f.f. and has an illustrated version of veronica on it. it was quite funny to see people's reaction. most everyone i walked by read my shirt, i could see them read it and i knew what they were thinking, most of the time because they said it aloud: "who's veronica?". a few people got it, those would be the cool people. others would get all attitude-y about it. ummm, it's a shirt and by wearing it i wasn't in any way trying to ask you a question, so let it go. many people just looked at me, i know, you're jealous, but you can't be me, it just isn't going to happen. sorry, i know many of your dreams have been ruined as well... always one to rain on a parade, i am! (and in no way was i trying to refer to barbara streisand, just because i'm gay doesn't mean i like her, that woman is a supreme bitch (and crazy).

i also climbed through all of the tarzon tree house having been told i would find a half naked man at the end (who would pass up this opportunity?) only to find he wasn't there... if you're going to prominse a half naked man, you best be ready to provide. (a note to remember for all you loyal readers out there).

some good news, kiss has left for vacation, ding dong the bitch is gone, now only if it would stay gone. i have never wished ill will on anyone, but if he died, i don't think i'd care. i know that sounds awful of me, but if you knew him you'd agree.

another plus, dancing with the stars was on last night and my fav team has moved onto next week: kelly and alec. yay! i also called and voted so they could stick around next week, taking my sad level dangerously high.

and hit me baby one more time was on tonight, what a fun show, you really get to see why some of them didn't stick around.

also, i caught kept, and ritardo is gone! oops, did i ruin it for you. meh. you'll get over it.

oh and last night tlc had this great special "double crossed" where it combined both what not to wear and while you were out. can it get any better? tlc, i applaud thee.

and on thatnote i wish you a great night, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite.

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